Victim #1: Viola Davis in Vera Wang
Reason: We loved you in “The Help” but this time you’re the one who needs the help. You look like the jolly green giant who had a fight with a sewing machine.
Victim #2: Shailene Woodley in Valentino
Reason: What is with the bulky sleeves and super tight neckline? At just 20 years old she’s already dressing twice her age. Next time she should dress a little more youthful, there are plenty of years left to look like a grandma!
Victim #3: Natalie Portman in Haute Couture Christian Dior
Reason: After taking a major hiatus after the birth of her child, you would think she would have came back with a bang. The only bang here is when she hit her head and decided to wear a Dior gown that makes her look like a giant strawberry!